do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 


you can stay


for now

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I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain

 I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans

 there are two kinds of people
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Reminding you that with a single click you can:

It’s completely free.

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I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

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If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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I need someone who’s okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.
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how about no

Is this a Halloween decoration or a picture of a house in Australia?

In Australia all our houses look like that, we ride them to school sometimes.
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